Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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