Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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hi bye

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Anti Joke

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