Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What's the difference between a duck?

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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