Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Nickelback

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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