Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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hi bye

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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