What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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GONNA

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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