soccer

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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