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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? They don't ACTUALLY eat or throw wood. Instead, they eat grasses and insects and pretty much everything else at ground level they can get their hands on. But they can, apparently, CHEW wood, and that's where the idea for this study came in. The authors decided to use the word "chuck" to mean "chew" (I suppose because upchucking is the opposite?), and wanted to see how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. They obtained 12 woodchucks (by "various means" that are not described, I picture some middle aged guy in a suit trying to stalk one), and food deprived them to ensure they would eat the wood. Then, they fed each woodchuck a 2x4 (yes) and watched how fast they ate it. All the woodchucks ate the wood, none actively attempted to toss it, and none upchucked. They could, apparently digest the wood pretty well, and consumed it at a rate of 361.9237001 cubic centimeteres per animals per day (no error bars, and the food deprivation was nuts, 12 days, leading me to think they didn't REALLY...). They note that, while none of the woodchucks attempted to throw the wood, they probably would have, had they been capable. So the next time someone asks you, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You answer is clear! He'd chuck 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day, which is the wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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