- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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