What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

L's I's that took Viagra.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

There's a god, just kidding.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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