- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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