What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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how did the man die he didnt

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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