Asians

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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A man sat on a chair

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why did the man die? he was shot

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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