What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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so... how about that airplane food

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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