- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

This is not a joke

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

fruit salad?

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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