What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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lol a man is drowning

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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