- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

fruit salad?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What is more worse than death? Death

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