A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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