Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Black...

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

nice tits.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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