Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Where do you live? In a house

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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more chocolate?

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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