why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Black...

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

book 'em danno

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

You will not press the like button.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

nice tits.

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