how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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woman..parallel parking

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A black man in a country bar.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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