- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Harry Chappell raped someone

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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