- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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