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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

im at school

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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