- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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