Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Here's another:

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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racism...deal with it!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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