BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

NAACP

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Womens' sports

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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