Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

whats white and sticky glue

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Hitler

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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