- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How do you spell eight? 8

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Cleveland winning something

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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