- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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