- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

why did the man die? he was shot

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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