How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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