a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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4-4-2

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Adele walks into the stables

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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