- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

NEVER

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Lil' Wayne

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Z.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

its snowing on mount fuji

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