What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Women Sports.

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Donkey lips

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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you first

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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