Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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