- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I hate long jokes -_-

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

4-4-2

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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