What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What is a chair?

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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A black man in a country bar.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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