Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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