- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Justin's humor

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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