- Anti Joke

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.