- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women's rights

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

You have friends

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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