how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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"Knock knock." "No."

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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obama

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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