there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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White men's rights

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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