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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

u suck

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

You know what's catchy? A cold

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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