- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Pineapple.

A man killed himself.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A man makes a sandwich.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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