- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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