what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Safe sex MR

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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