- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

William wright is Gay

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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