- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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