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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

xavier stop

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

tims sty:)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Adele walks into the stables

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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