roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Cleveland winning something

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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