How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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soccer

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4 1/2

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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