I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Here's another:

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racism...deal with it!

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Anti Joke

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