Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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out of your comfort zone

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The MLS

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Abortion

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