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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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