A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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