- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Wanker

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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