- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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destiny

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

troll----> hahaha---->

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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