- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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