Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

U mad?

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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