- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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