- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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