A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Lil' Wayne

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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