whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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