- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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