- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

you first

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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