Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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