- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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