What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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