If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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