- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats long and stretchy? elastic

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Womens' sports

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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