- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

THE END.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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