Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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