- Anti Joke

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Choir.