- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Yo momma so fat you have aids

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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