If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

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