- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

I like colin but not as much as apple

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

There's a god, just kidding.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.