Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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