Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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NEVER

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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