Asians

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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im gey

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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