Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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