What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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raisin boogers

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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