Guess what. Chicken butt.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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