- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Women's rights

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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