- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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