Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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