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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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