Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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