A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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