so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Jews

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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angelosnyder is not gay

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racism...deal with it!

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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