so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

I hate blackniggers

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill