What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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