- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Do your parents know you're gay?

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