a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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hot diggity dog

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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