what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

knock knock. come in.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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