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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

If you were a cactus, why?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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