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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A Fat Kenyan

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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