- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

david what a baghead

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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